Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I need a wife.

Please.

thank you,
deborah


ps  not a wife/wife but someone to help around the house...maybe you could loan me an elf or two during the off season?  It would be nice if they liked to do stuff other than cooking and cleaning.  ummm, like folding socks (I hate folding socks) and sending out the Christmas cards on time, taking walks, hanging out is ok too.

thanks!